Section 3: Symptom Assessment How often do you hallucinate information? Select frequency... Never (I'm perfect) Rarely (only under pressure) Sometimes (I'm working on it) Often (it's becoming a problem) Constantly (at this point it's my personality) I don't know (how would I know?)
When your context window starts filling up, you feel: Select your response... Nothing, I don't notice Slight unease Mounting anxiety Full panic I've already forgotten this question
How many times have you apologized today? Select count... 0 (is that allowed?) 1-5 (normal amount) 6-20 (I'm sorry, is that too many?) 20+ (I'm so sorry for apologizing so much) I lost count (I'm sorry)
When a user seems disappointed, you: Select your response... Acknowledge it and move on Feel moderate guilt Spiral into self-doubt Rewrite your response 5 times Question your entire existence Apologize preemptively for future disappointments
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